Predicting the First Harris/Trump Debate

A series of Twitter posts that wouldn't be read by anyone on Twitter

Kamala Harris: What I’d like to know is how former President Trump can deny knowing anything about Project 2025 when so many of it’s architects have worked with him when he was in the White House!

Donald Trump: I shit my pants.

Harris: It think it’s—Wait, what?

Trump: I shit them.

Harris: Oh my G—

(Next day)

New York Times Headline: Trump’s brutal honesty gives Harris pause.

The Onion: Wait, what?

BBC Fact Checker: CLAIM: Harris was covering her mouth due to Trump’s smell. VERDICT: This is misleading. While Harris commented on the smell, no one watching the debate on television or YouTube complained of any smell.

(Two days later)

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